So I met a girl this past weekend
And she’s cute and smart just the way I like em.
Not like this is a drawback but she doesn’t drink and is also a vegetarian.
My first dates ALWAYS consist of going to bars, and even though she doesn’t mind that I drink, I feel bad ya know? Don’t really know what to do. I guess I’m going to have to look for one of those black tar heroine dens I’ve been hearing so much about. I hear they have couple specials.
Also, I love meat. And I love cooking meat. So that is sad too. By our third or fourth get together normal Eric Dating Protocol (EDP) calls for me to invite her over and then I cook her food. This food will 100% contain meat, it is standard procedure in Eric Dating Protocol. But I have to change this up now. No tofu though, do you know that shit raises estrogen levels? You heard me fellas, soybean is a great big womanizer (Isn’t that what the actual term should mean?). So you know, if anybody knows a great vegetable dish, please let me in on that, for I am out of my element.
