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    Reblogged from suicideshrine
    Celebrating The End: Lee Kye-Hwa, a South Korean man, took his own life after posting a suicide note on his Twitter account.

    According to the Korea Times, a passerby found the 27-year-old hanging from a ferry dock on Tuesday morning.

    Although Lee’s Twitter account is now disabled, the Telegraph reprinted his final words, written on Sunday:


    I’m going to commit suicide. To all of you, even those who shared the…


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    Possible Samsung Heir, Lisette Lee, caught with 500 pounds of marijuana

    What I’m wondering is, if you are the daughter of a family that owns one of the biggest electronic corporations in the world, and you’re rich enough to charter your own planes and things, what the butts are you doing trafficking drugs?

    Practicing for your future as the head of a multinational corporation? Baha.

    Also. Lisette (if that is your real name, because I hope it isn’t, because it sucks), what were you doing in Bumblesvilletownington, Ohio?

    REC


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    Reblogged from hahahanra
    gilmoure: hydrargyrum: batwithbutterflywings: naturalfixations:(via hahahanra) “Woah woah woah who put this obelisk here” I read all of these in the voice of Lois’s father on Family Guy  I’m just sayin

    gilmoure:

    hydrargyrum:

    batwithbutterflywings:

    naturalfixations:(via hahahanra)

    “Woah woah woah who put this obelisk here”

    I read all of these in the voice of Lois’s father on Family Guy

     I’m just sayin

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    Reblogged from lauraallover
    lauraallover: Yes??? so am i!

    lauraallover:

    Yes???

    so am i!

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    Walking to Haeundae beach

    Walking to Haeundae beach

    Eating some sangwiches

    Eating some sangwiches

    Volleyball

    Volleyball

    Seoulites with a few Busanese mixed in

    Seoulites with a few Busanese mixed in

    My boy aMac and me

    My boy aMac and me

    Giving directions "to the beach"

    Giving directions "to the beach"

    Dinner before the game

    Dinner before the game

    Pre-dance warm up

    Pre-dance warm up

    I swear to Sod I'm gober

    I swear to Sod I'm gober

    Breaking it down at Ghetto

    Breaking it down at Ghetto

    Busan was relaxing and wonderful. Everything a weekend trip should be.

    I visited here in 2004, and let me tell you, this place blew up! Tons of new buildings all over the place, lots of growth everywhere.

    The beach was a bit empty, it being cloudy/rainy during the days, but we went to watch the game at Haeundae beach on Saturday night and it packed to the gills. A sea of red on the beach in front of giant screens.

    Overall, I’d give this trip an A-. Now if it had been nice and sunny the entire time, A+ easy. Excellent accomodations. Wonderful tanned musclemen in speedos. Beautiful Korean women with enhanced body parts. And most importantly, my friends.


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    inothernews: morninggloria: One of the greatest sports spectator signs of all time, brought to you by some clever  Brazil fans and today’s World Cup soccer match between Brazil and North Korea. Via Deadspin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    inothernews:

    morninggloria:

    One of the greatest sports spectator signs of all time, brought to you by some clever  Brazil fans and today’s World Cup soccer match between Brazil and North Korea.

    Via Deadspin.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


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    Busan

    I had way too much fun for my own good. I’m going to have to visit you once again. But now, I must rest.


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    The Japanese Prime Minister is looking to different avenues to curb the teenage suicide rate.

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    Reblogged from afreshwhisper
    fumes: afreshwhisper: boom, headshot. Patti: Patti sat in her usual comfy chair in the living room. Face awash in the glow of her monitor while everything else was dark around her. Her mouth tightened and twisted slightly as a heated embarrassment overtook what was once, just fifteen minutes ago, a sense of righteousness. The embarrassment, and the questions that could have sparked in her mind, were quickly extinguished by a flood of anger. Next, hatred. Her prayers that night were not for forgiveness. Or love. She prayed for God to show Himself to these non-believers and to dismantle their worldly notions of right and wrong. She knew she was right in her heart, and she knew God would reward her for it. Lacey: Lacey beamed with the happiness of a victorious championship team. She called her boyfriend and told him what she wrote. He responded that he had just air high-fived her. Then they decided to watch Iron Man II tomorrow.  

    fumes:

    afreshwhisper:

    boom, headshot.

    Patti:

    Patti sat in her usual comfy chair in the living room. Face awash in the glow of her monitor while everything else was dark around her. Her mouth tightened and twisted slightly as a heated embarrassment overtook what was once, just fifteen minutes ago, a sense of righteousness. The embarrassment, and the questions that could have sparked in her mind, were quickly extinguished by a flood of anger. Next, hatred.

    Her prayers that night were not for forgiveness. Or love. She prayed for God to show Himself to these non-believers and to dismantle their worldly notions of right and wrong. She knew she was right in her heart, and she knew God would reward her for it.

    Lacey:

    Lacey beamed with the happiness of a victorious championship team. She called her boyfriend and told him what she wrote. He responded that he had just air high-fived her. Then they decided to watch Iron Man II tomorrow.  

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    ewokgia: [1925] (via darksilenceinsuburbia)

    ewokgia:

    [1925]


    (via darksilenceinsuburbia)


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    Full Schedule

    I’ve always told myself that I was lazy because I chose to act this way.

    It was sort of a defense mechanism that created a fantasy that I was actually a normal, productive human being who just so happened to want to act lethargic at this particular time. I read about or see people who are go-getters, who need to be doing something productive and fun at all moments of consciousness, and I would tell myself, “Yeah. I can be like that. I just choose not be like that.”

    Imma up and call bullshit on myself.

    For some innane reason, I’ve been loading activities onto my already busy schedule. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I’m going to the states in just a little over two months. I’d feel bad if I was just sitting at home masturbating reading a novel. All I know though, is that after a few days of volunteering, Muay Thai, working out, language exchanges, and meeting friends on top of my 9-5 schedule, I’m tired as BUTTS

    Allah did NOT create everyone equally. He sprinkled a little extra cumin in some, he left some on the stove a skoch too much, and filled some with sugar and others with jalepenos. My point is that I feel I’m just made up of a few more dashes of Tryptophan than the rest of society.

    Exhibit A - When I was six. In Tae Kwon Do. I would fall asleep on the twenty minute ride to the dojo. Right after the one hour class, I would again fall asleep on a bench in the locker room.

    Exhibit B - During wrestling tournaments in high school, I would sleep in the gym bleachers while waiting for my turn to wrestle. My coach would wake me up five minutes before I was up. I would warm up, wrestle, finish, and promptly afterwards fall back asleep until my next match.

    Lots of downsides.

    A. I’d be a horrible groupmate during a zombie apocalypse. I imagine something like:

    There coming up the south wall! Spray them with oil from the windows… light ‘em on fire! (from the other room) They’ve breached the kitchen! They’re about to break down the door!

    Ahh! Who went up to get the swords and shotguns? Eric? OK good, he’s been up there for about fifteen minutes, he should have gathered them all by now! Thank God, maybe we have a chance….

    <two minutes of intense fighting with nothing but a crow bar and the butt of a rifle>

    (from the other room) Where the fuck is he? We can’t hold in here any longer!

    GARRRHHHHHH. I’m bit! I’m bit! Fuck you, you fucking fucks BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! GAAAAAAAHHHghgthahrhhfhg.

    <Meanwhile. Upstairs in the ammo room> zzz….

    B. Any Jack Bauer type action sequences are completely out of the question

    One upside:

    A. I have THE MOST intense dreams ever. Every night.

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    Reblogged from dressedtothe9s
    dressedtothe9s: Want.  I&#8217;d get an old school Triumph or Harley over any new bike, any day.

    dressedtothe9s:

    Want.

     I’d get an old school Triumph or Harley over any new bike, any day.

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    Reblogged from ginnyteacher

    ginnyteacher:

    Makehomosexualsmarry.org

    Looks at gay marriage a little differently [i.e. marriage is an appropriate punishment] in the pursuit of overturning Prop 8.

    Rated age 19 on Korean youtube, so you know, expect what you’d expect from that.

    “No. No you’re a cliche. No! >:L “

     So funny.


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    Something really important happened this weekend

    I lost my virginity.

    Just joking. I got a splinter in my toe. I haven’t had a splinter in years. Probably since middle school. I attacked it with a safety pin and a pair of tweezers. Nothing is more satisfying than getting one of those motherfuckers out.

    REC


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    Reblogged from katiegoeskorean

    jegidong:

    hiddentreasures:

    cute cute cute

    via katiegoeskorean:

    My students go nuts for this video. 

    I love octopus.

    i ate some of this for dinner. although i wouldn’t have it was my choice. 

     I love octopi. They’re super smart, the females die to take care of their young, they shoot ink, and they can kill sharks.

    I feel bad that I eat them here in Korea, but going into a long-winded diatribe every time I was offered a cephalapodious snack would be cumbersome.